England will win draw. But not because they [didn’t] played fantastically well.
Individual players’ strategies during the game will be “Oh my god, I’ve got the ball, I’ve gotta get rid of it” or “I’m kinda lined up here, maybe I should just kick it as hard as I can over towards that goal area.” A few will probably get carded, but there won’t be any serious injuries or errors.
No fans will be truly satisfied with the match.
David Beckham will look lovely.
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