Je Suis Innocent!

19 Jul

Despite what you may have heard in today’s select committee, I was never present at any discussions between Coulson, Cameron and Brooks. A certain flame-haired so-and-so is clearly only dragging my name into the proceedings to make herself appear more likeable by association with such a popular, attractive and clean-as-a-whistle writer as my good self. And the implication that I have locked lips with either of the Murdochs—come on, you know how I feel about Australians!

At this point, I am not likely to get my legal team involved: there are much bigger fish to fry first. I’ve hardly been harmed in the way others have by News Corporation and far be it from me to draw the attention away from the real crimes this soulless organization has committed.

I’m sure the fact that when you click on Rupert Murdoch’s Wikipedia page you are immediately redirected to the Amazon entry for my latest novel is purely a technical hiccup and will be straightened out soon.

2 Responses to “Je Suis Innocent!”

  1. M G Monday, 25 July 2011 at 12:41 #

    I didn’t realise Christopher has been somewhat absent from Everyone Needs An Algonquin in recent weeks, in that I presumed some of the previous posts had actually been oblique references all about him. I shall re-read them and consider anew.

    • SW/AWW Monday, 25 July 2011 at 14:39 #

      My God, you know me well, my friend.
      Yours, Agatha

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