As Christopher and I are getting ready to ring in 2015 like everyone else on Earth (except for the Australians, who have, per usual, selfishly preempted the rest of us), I thought I’d pass on a few quick tips to keep you safe on New Year’s Eve.
1.Keep costumes simple. It might look lovely at the beginning of the evening, but how difficult will it be to keep it looking lovely if you end up shagging someone out by the bins?
2.Think before you dance. It’s as simple as that.
3.Follow appropriate party etiquette.
4. Be sensible about alcohol. Many a foolish activity has been inspired by drink.
5. If you’re feeling a bit worse for wear tomorrow morning, treat yourself to a hot bath and a big ol’ bucket of shame. That should help.
Have a darling New Year’s Eve, my dears! I’ll be toasting you all shortly!
Everyone Needs an Algonquin 
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