Mitt Romney
This is your chance to finally say what you really feel, not what you think will trick desperate people into voting for you.
Tell us that you absolutely hate poor people.
Tell us that you think what gays do is gross.
Tell us that you will baptize Obama after he dies.
Tell us what you’re thinking about when you do that creepy smile.
Do it. What have you got to lose? You’ve already lost.
Be a big man now, Mitt, and be honest.
Barack Obama
Sing!
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